Brittany TOP 10 QUOTES!

10. Cats need to pass the time somehow (Season 1, Episode 16: "Home")
Brittany: I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary.

9. Brittany, the Bird Whisperer (Season 1, Episode 13: "Sectionals")
Brittany (about Emma): She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.

8. At least he earned his doctorate (Season 2, Episode 2: "Britney/Brittany")
Brittany: I don't brush my teeth; I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.

7. In her defense, babies are very easy to toss (Season 2, Episode 6: "Never Been Kissed")
Will: Look, I'm not tossing the baby out without the bathwater here...
Brittany: I've totally done that.

6. Are you sure about that, Brit? (Season 1, Episode 15: "The Power of Madonna")
Brittany: When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

5. The first half is really all you need (Season 2, Episode 7: "The Substitute")Brittany: Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.

4. Brittany emancipates the elves (Season 2, Episode 10: "A Very Glee Christmas")
Brittany: Can I be honest? I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

3. We hear the sewers are lovely this time of year (Season 2, Episode 1: "Audition")
Brittany: People thought I went on vacation, but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.

2. Nothing like a little reminiscing (Season 2, Episode 2: "Britney/Brittany")
Brittany: This room looks like the one in that spaceship where I got probed.

1. Brittany is quite the marine biologist (Season 1, Episode 14: "Hell-O")
Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?